James Bond Quotes
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Welcome to the James Bond quotes page. This page is dedicated to quotes out of all of the James Bond films. I have only added 2 or 3 to each film, so please email your favourite quotes to Ali's Bond Archive
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Doctor No | From Russia With Love | Goldfinger | Thunderball | You Only Live Twice | On HM Secret Service | Diamonds Are Forever | Live and Let Die | The Man With The Golden Gun | The Spy Who Loved Me | Moonraker | For Your Eyes Only | Octopussy | View To A Kill | The Living Daylights | Licence To Kill | Goldeneye | Tomorrow Never Dies | The World Is Not Enough |
On the beach with Honey for the first time.
Honey "Are you looking for shells? "
Bond "No, I'm just looking."
At the casino
Bond "I admire your courage Miss....?"
Sylvia "Trench, Sylvia Trench. I admire your luck Mr....?"
Bond "Bond, James Bond!!"
M, handing 007 his new gun
M "If you carry a 00-number it means you have license to kill, not get killed!!"
After a bomb hit Kerim's place
Kerim - "The girl ran off in hysterics."
Bond - "Found your technique too violent?"
Bond meets Tatiana for the first time
Bond "You're one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen!"
Tatiana "Thank you, but I think my mouth is too big!"
Bond "No, it's just the right size, for me that is!"
When meeting Pussy Galore
Pussy "I'm Pussy Galore"
Bond "I must be dreaming"
After electrocuting a man
Bond "Shocking, positively shocking!!"
Just as Bond is about to get killed by a laser
Bond "Do you expect me to talk?"
Goldfinger "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"
Fiona Volpe is accidently shot, and Bond sits her down at a party
Bond "Do you mind if my friend sits this one out, she's just dead!"
Bond chatting to Largo
Bond "That looks like a woman's gun. "
Largo "Do you know a lot about guns, Mr. Bond?"
Bond "No, but I know a little about women."
Bond spears one of Largo's henchmen
Bond "I think he got the point"
Bond seducing Helga Bradt
Bond "The things I do for England !"
Blofeld makes his first appearance
Blofeld "James Bond. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assasinated in Hong Kong."
Bond "Yes, this is my second life."
Blofeld "You only live twice, Mr. Bond."
After a man gets killed by a snowplow
Bond "He must have had lots of guts!"
Tracy threatening Bond
Tracy "Suppose I were to kill you for a thrill?"
Bond "I can think of something more sociable to do."
When meeting the busty Plenty O'Toole
Plenty "Hi, I'm Plenty!"
Bond "But of course you are."
Plenty "Plenty O'Toole"
Bond "Named for your Father, no doubt."
Tiffany, half way through getting dressed
Tiffany "I'll finish dressing."
Bond "Oh please don't, not on my account. "
A henchman throws Plenty O'Toole out of a hotel window into a pool
James Bond "Exceptionally fine shot."
Henchman "I didn't know there was a pool down there! "
Just after Kananga is blown up
Bond "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
JW Pepper is informed of who Bond actually is
Poilceman "That man is a Englishman, from England, working with our boys, sort of a secret agent!"
JW Pepper "Secret Agent??!! On who's side??"
An exchange with M
Bond "...Who would pay a million dollars to have me killed?"
M "Jealous husbands, outraged chefs, humiliated tailors...the list is endless!"
The belly dancer has lost her lucky charm
Belly dancer "Oh no!! I've lost my charm!"
Bond "Not from where I'm standing!"
JW Pepper is back
J.W. "Now, I know you. You're that secret agent, that English secret agent, from England!"
Jaws falls into an Egyptian structure, which collapses
Bond "Egyptian builders!"
Bond is about to leave the log cabin girl
Log Cabin Girl "James, I need you."
Bond "So does England!"
Bond meets Holly Goodhead for the first time
Bond "I'm looking for Dr. Goodhead. "
Holly "You just found her!"
Bond "A woman?"
Holly "Your powers of observation do you credit, Mr. Bond!"
At the Venice glass store
Receptionist "Could I interest you in something?"
Bond "I'm tempted to say yes immediately but I think I should have a look around!"
Bond and Melena are being chased by henchmen, whilst driving an old Citroen 2CV
Bond "I love a drive in the country. Don't you...?!"
After accompanying Countess Lisl home, Bond has a work with his chaffeur
Bond "I won't need you any more tonight."
Bond pushes Locque's car off the cliff
Bond "He had no head for heights."
Vijay and Q keep watch for Bond
Vijay "Is he still there?"
Q "You must be joking. 007 on an island populated exclusively by women. We won't see him til dawn."
Kamal Khan reluctantly gives 007 a cheque
Bond "I prefer cash!"
Kamal "Get it cashed for him!!......Spend the money quickly, Mr. Bond!"
Bond "I intend to, Kamal Khan!"
Mayday threatens Bond
May Day "Someone will take care of you!"
Bond "You'll see to that personally, will you?"
Stacey has just fed her cat
Stacey "I have to feed him, are you hungry?"
Bond "What are you serving, Whiskas?"
The punchline
"Whoever she was, it must have scared the living daylights out of her."
Q raving about his new missile launching portable stereo
Q "Something we're making for the Americans. We call it the "ghetto-blaster"!"
Bond cuts the police car in half using his laser
Kara "What happened?"
Bond "Salt corrosion!"
Heller has just been killed
Pam "Oh, itīs Heller."
Bond "Yeah, looks like he came to a dead end!"
Q meets Pam
Pam "I thought there might be a mess to clean up... "
Bond "Pam this is Q, my uncle. Uncle, this is Miss Kennedy, my cousin!"
Q "Ah, we must be related!!"
M has a swipe at the Americans, whilst in the situation room.
Bond "Are these pictures live?"
M "Unlike the American government, we prefer not to get our bad news from CNN"
006 wants Bond dead
006 "Why can't you be a good boy, and die."
Bond "You first."
Bond lends Wade his Q Branch car
Bond "Just one thing, don't push any of the buttons in that car."
Wade "I'm just going to go bombing around in it."
Bond "Exactly!"
Admiral Roebuck and M having a falling out
Admiral Roebuck "Sometimes, M, I don't think you have the balls for this job!"
M "My advantage is that I don't have to think with them all the time"
Bond is about to shoot Dr Kaufman
Dr. Kaufmann "Wait, I'm just a professional doing a job."
Bond "Me too!"
Q explains something to Bond
Q "Your new telephone. Talk here.....listen here."
Bond "So that's what I've been doing wrong all these years."
In the torture chair
Bond "One...last...screw."
Valentin looking for his nephew
Valentin "I'm looking for a submarine. It's big and black and the driver is a very good friend of mine!"
Bond has a chat to Elektra
Elektra "I could have given you the world !"
Bond "The World Is Not Enough."
Elektra "Foolish sentiment"
Bond "Family motto!"
Bond meets Christmas Jones
Bond "Miss...?"
Doctor Jones "Doctor Jones, Christmas Jones, and no jokes, I've heard them all."
Bond "I don't know any doctor jokes."
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